I'm not sure I've ever worn a pair of pants that didn't do that. That's just something pants do. To the point that nobody is going to see that and think you've got a boner. (Unless you do, of course, but even then probably only if you're in a position that wouldn't ordinarily produce that wrinkle/bulge or your boner is visible in a different spot than that wrinkle/bulge or something.) I wouldn't worry about it. Even if you do some fancy tailoring to address it, I think what you'll end up with will look worse than it would if you did nothing.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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Take a cold shower and stop blaming your pants.
I think that's what happens when you wear pants too big for you - the extra material has to go somewhere.
I know it's not intuitive, but taking in the waist - actually reducing the waist instead of just cinching it with a belt - can help with crotch bulge. You take it in in the back, so that the front is pulled tighter and lays flatter; some excess material is removed, and the rest gets bunched up in the back where it's not as noticeable.
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Jeans-Tighter
I'd suggest practicing on a pair of jeans you don't really mind putting holes in first - I totally screwed up the first time I tried 😆
Don't worry about it. No one cares about your pants.