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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it called a "restroom" if I'm fighting for life in here?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Temba, at rest.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

1lb down already! Good work.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called "The Nutty Professor". It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

Anyways, there's a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says "Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!"

It's meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it "10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn't engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you're going to be in life crippling debt!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

Definitely not.

The costumes cameo of multiple characters started WELL before the nutty professor. “Being other people” was part of what made Eddie Murphy so famous originally.

Coming to America is, to my recollection, the first where he plays multiple characters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I watched Coming to America several times before watching the bloopers that play during the credits and realized he also played the white guy in the barbershop lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Eh, that was just water weight.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.

I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro has already lost 7 pounds he should take the week off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's a half-Kouric!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Alright bud you've done your daily, see you tmrw👋😊

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Every great journey begins with a massive shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He knows what's up. Every workout should start with taking a shit. Unless you're going for a squat PB and need a little extra thrust on the way up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every great journey begins with a stop in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Drop set 💪