As a finn, I'd accept that.
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All we needed to hear. It's settled then.
Alright, alright, Russian here, let's negotiate. I'm generally in favor of Ukraine taking Chechnya, Dagestan and Ingushetia off our hands. You couldn't take Kaliningrad even over my dead body, but we can offer ~~a nuclear wasteland~~ Novaya Zemlya instead (but we'll keep nuking the shit out of it), and Sakhalin, too, just to fuck with Japan even more.
Deal?
And what about Belarus? And Transnistria?
German here. Good call with keeping Kaliningrad! After all it actually belongs to Germany.
/s
Lets give it to Poland then... Just to fuck with Germans as well
What the fuck are you talking about??? Kaliningrad belongs to Czech Republic, duh. It's now named Královec
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C3%A1lovec_Region
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Transnistria belongs to Chad. Belarus belongs to Andorra
After that, make a union to strengthen the countries power in the war against people arguing red, yellow and blue arent primary colors
Everything elese goes to Sakha empire.
Belarus can govern itself as soon as they overthrow their Putin-lite. As for Transnistria, I'm sure we can talk with Moldova about it, especially if both them and us will get into EU at some point.
may putin rot in hell, may russians free themselves from the cancer
and Ukraine should gain land with everyone new negotiation
Too much Russia left 🌝
Nah, they can have a bit of Russia, we aren't some monsters looking to completely wipe them out or something
Who will be the president of Bufferistan?
I nominate the guy that created RealPlayer.
VLC invades claiming bufferistan is actually their territory and history repeats.
Qué fallout intro.
the Tetris inventor should finally get paid.
Whoever drew the short straw
Steven Seagal?
He just walked out that open window over there. He was cutting off that guy who swearing at him. Wait, I think the other guy took the stairs, what a gentleman! Sure, stairs are slower but the first step is pretty gentle.
What? Did Steven say something? Like splat? Ah nevermind.
Steven Seagal wishes he could fit through a window
FSB wish they could push him of a chair.
Everyone from Poland each has to do it for a week as a form of compulsory service.
Does this mean the most Russian assets will be in the area closest to the USA territory?(Alaska)
Nah, just the people.
We need to balkanize Russia, and turn Moscow into an irradiated wasteland for good measure. Russian "culture" must be eradicated, as it is explicitly harmful to all others.
This war has nothing to do with Russian culture. It has and always was bcz of a shit government.
Disagree. Russian culture is based heavily upon many things that are counterproductive and harmful to others. For example, corruption is not merely an aspect of the government, but the culture of Russia. Corruption is evident in every aspect of their society, it is practically expected that your boss steals from the company, and that you steal from your boss, it is why there are stories from before the Ukraine war of people walking into military supply depots and buying military weapons off of the soldiers there. Alongside that is a culture that promotes abuse, that celebrates poverty and stealing from others to get by, it is partly why the domestic abuse rate is so high and why Russian soldiers stole Toilets during the opening of the war. Then you also have the part of Russian culture which insists upon dominating all other cultures around them, as they have done for a thousand years, suppressing the natives and trying to eradicate their cultures, and insisting that Anything that is opposed to this is evil, or "Nazi" as they now use these days. That's not even getting into issues like the mass raping of children that we saw in the opening of the war, and the fact the soldiers would film it to share with friends and family, who would collectively Laugh at the horrific crimes being done. When citizens are asked about these crimes, their response is always the same; "It didn't happen, but also they deserved it."
This is not simply an issue of a horrible government, it is an issue of a culture that promotes Evil and claims it to be good purely because it is Russians doing it. Even their religion is just another arm of this, promoting their evil ways. Also, even if it was simply due to a "shit government" it seems odd that Every Russian government in their history has been mired in horrific things, every single ruler, every regime, there is not one point in time where you can say that the government wasn't shit.
In the words of George Orwell: "A people who elect criminals are not victims, but accomplices."
Dude, you're an idiot if you really believe that.
Learn Russian history, learn about the culture, then learn about the horrific things they have done in not only the Ukraine war, but Every war they've ever been involved in. Then, come back to me.
I mean Russia has throughout History been known as the rape murder monster. 🤷
So did the UK. Are we going to eradicate Dickens as much as Tolstoy?
Me: this person that we are currently talking about is known for bad things.
You: hey whataboutism this person?! (who has nothing contextual to do with the post/comments) they did bad things!
Yes but also no. The difference is, the UK is no longer that which it once was. Russian, still is the monster it always was.
Do the USA next
You're not wrong, but the US doesn't need to be wiped off the map. It needs to be Corrected, by force. Re-education camps will be necessary to fix the issues of the culture.