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[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

"I have the Nothing smartphone!" There anon, was that so hard?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 days ago

They were being a smartass because they refused to clarify an obviously confusing statement. Average 4chan user

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

but then the story anon made up doesn't make sense any more 🙄

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Nothing happened.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Nothing ever happens

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Ulysses phone is for jerking off on the beach, you're thinking of Odysseus.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And nothing of value was lost

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

value lost their phone? oh no!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Not gonna lie You got me there

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anon learned the difference between having nothing and having a Nothing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Or being purposley obtuse. Just say "the name of the phone is literally called "Nothing"" and send a pic or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

It's an entirely okay phone. But it's overpriced and frankly far too smug with itself.

Every time they come out with a new phone I always check it out in the vague hope that they've actually come up with something interesting and innovative, but they never have, it's always basically just a service Android phone with a transparent back and LED lights that don't really do anything.

Put an e-ink display on the back or something come on, be as interesting as you claim to actually be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I've got the 2a Plus and it's... fine?

It's specs are fucking brilliant for the money, but there's something I can't quite put my finger on that makes it a bit slower than it should be. It's like someone's taken a modern laptop with decent processing and GPU components... but put in two SO-DIMMs from 1997 in.

The camera is fucking atrocious for taking quick photos or taking rapid photos one after the other.

Otherwise, half decent handset yeah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nothing OS: A customized Android skin that aims to provide a smooth, fast, and personalized experience while remaining relatively stock-like

nope.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Oops, should've been more clear there :p

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

classic lemmy