Nothing ever happens
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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"I have the Nothing smartphone!" There anon, was that so hard?
They were being a smartass because they refused to clarify an obviously confusing statement. Average 4chan user
but then the story anon made up doesn't make sense any more 🙄
Nothing happened.
Ulysses's phone
Ulysses phone is for jerking off on the beach, you're thinking of Odysseus.
Anon learned the difference between having nothing and having a Nothing.
Or being purposley obtuse. Just say "the name of the phone is literally called "Nothing"" and send a pic or something.
And nothing of value was lost
value lost their phone? oh no!
Not gonna lie You got me there
Oops, should've been more clear there :p
looks like shit
It's an entirely okay phone. But it's overpriced and frankly far too smug with itself.
Every time they come out with a new phone I always check it out in the vague hope that they've actually come up with something interesting and innovative, but they never have, it's always basically just a service Android phone with a transparent back and LED lights that don't really do anything.
Put an e-ink display on the back or something come on, be as interesting as you claim to actually be.
I've got the 2a Plus and it's... fine?
It's specs are fucking brilliant for the money, but there's something I can't quite put my finger on that makes it a bit slower than it should be. It's like someone's taken a modern laptop with decent processing and GPU components... but put in two SO-DIMMs from 1997 in.
The camera is fucking atrocious for taking quick photos or taking rapid photos one after the other.
Otherwise, half decent handset yeah
Nothing OS: A customized Android skin that aims to provide a smooth, fast, and personalized experience while remaining relatively stock-like
nope.
#capitalism
classic lemmy