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Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
Good for you, why should I care?
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."
You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of "new money"
Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It's granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.
And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that's kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.
So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is
I don't have a car
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
I eat them.
So you like to waste money?
I think I made the better choice.
-"What time is it?"
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I've had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It's really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How's yours do?
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"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Nice.
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There's no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.
“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”
Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife