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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

God sounds like a massive piece of shit.

Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!

JK! LOL Here's my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we're cool, right?

No man.... We're pretty damn far from cool....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.

The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.

What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that would be an ecumenical matter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

How right you are, Father. How right you are!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Now there's a new sentence (probably)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Thank you, Internet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Cum with us!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They both have different right and left hand. It's creepy as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I get AI vibes tbh. This may just a fake account for comedy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The meme is at least 4 years old. It's not AI. Obviously it's a joke account https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/qkkshh/becca_and_spencer_into_that_holey_tinder_scene/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.

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