Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
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Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
That's the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.
God sounds like a massive piece of shit.
Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!
JK! LOL Here's my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we're cool, right?
No man.... We're pretty damn far from cool....
The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.
The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.
What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.
that would be an ecumenical matter
How right you are, Father. How right you are!
Yeah but kids are often more progressive than the parents
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
Now there's a new sentence (probably)
nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics
Thank you, Internet.
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.
We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens
I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
Cum with us!
No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
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