this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I want to wear a cowboy hat but I don't live in a place where it would be viewed as normal and I don't want to look like a poser.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you want to wear a cowboy hat you deserve to wear it. If anyone challenges you, shit on their boots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The cowboy way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You have to be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if appropriation of Texas culture is a thing.

But I do know that if a traveler puts their cowboy hat in the overhead luggage bin it's gonna get smooshed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh! That just reminded me of a documentary I saw once. I don't know if it was about the Stetson brand. But a hatmaker who makes $1000+ hats, or cubans, or was it bowlers... said he makes them in his home county. And when he travels out to go sell 'em, he said he will stack it all on his head just like this. "Because you don't want to crush a expensive hat", to quote.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Do what makes you happy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's like wearing glasses, people who met you after you got glasses will think you look weird without them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

As a Texan, wear it if ya like! Most of us are like any other culture in the world and love to share the things we think makes us special.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

TF2 in real life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Black hat dude doesn't even dare make eye contact. He knows who the alpha dog is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

He saw the airline's checked bag fee for his hatbox and said "Ain't no way in hell I'm payin' that."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Texas red, but instead of notches on his pistol, he takes their hats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He'd better watch out for the sheriff with the big iron on his hip.

...big iron on his hiiiiiip....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Good to see ya!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I've never seen a photograph that looked more like a Herman cartoon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Hatsman must hat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

the guy stacked, literally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's a hat trick