What's the most musical vegetable?
A beet.
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And beans are the most musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot. 🎺
The more you toot, the better you feel!
Beans! Beans! For every meal!
Obviously childless.
I must confess to requiring assistance here.
🥁🪇
Edit: I don't know either
What