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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a great solution for sleep deprivation when you become a parent:

  1. Have a shitty sleep schedule since forever
  2. Become a parent
  3. Notice that nothing changed, your sleeping schedule is as shitty as it ever was
  4. ???
  5. Profit
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing gained, nothing lost!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Toddlers jumping out of bed at 02:30:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can't resent it if you're always asleep. Modern problems...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could never sleep properly before kids. Now, I’m tired all the time and could fall asleep in seconds, on any surface.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thats how I was too. I cant sleep anywhere but a bed, but when my son was nursing? I fell asleep anywhere, a chair, the car, on a blanket in the park. If that baby was sleeping, I was too, as much as I could anyway, but sometimes it wasn't up to me! I'd just fall asleep standing haha