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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Could be worse, could be the Grimm Brothers version.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To quote The Petals Fall Twice, “she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I regret being curious and looking it up. What the actual fuck!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Satire is truly dead if the petals fall twice can’t be recognized as such.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the Italian version is worse, with her becoming pregnant, while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"crying aloud, he beheld her charms and felt his blood course hotly through his veins. He lifted her in his arms, and carried her to a bed, where he gathered the first fruits of love."

Yikes, batman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The fruits rhyme with grapes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Disney definitely took some creative liberties.