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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago

And they got crimea back!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that's a bad thing to be. I don't make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves and nobody else.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nobody tell Israel that Arabs are semites too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

What an antisemitic thing to say!

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?

Edit: And Russia would have warm water ports! Ukraine War averted!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

(keikaku means plan)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around... I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Deeply. They were only defending themselves by murdering these toddlers... I mean, potential terrorists.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!

It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Considering that we're in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I'd say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I'm guessing it would exceed the "Great Dying" (Permian-Triassic extinction event) to take the crown.

Edit: The Wilkes Land Crater in Antarctica, which may be associated with the Great Dying, was "only" a little over 2.5 times larger in diameter than Chicxulub and thus still way smaller than the crater depicted. That said, I guess a nuclear crater wouldn't be associated with a flood basalt "exit wound" at the antipode the way an impact crater might be, so maybe it wouldn't be comparable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.

This would require an asteroid/comet impact .. an order of magnitude, or two, or three, more destructive than the chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.

The entire chicxulub impact crater is about the size of 'Mound Island'.

An impact this huge would probably shatter the crust of much of, if not the entire planet, and turn the entire atmosphere into fire.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 million tons of cocaine

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I like how you think

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

One can hope

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Israel would still find a way to fight over more land

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

crazy how the bomb ignored the island in the middle, didn't know we had donut nukes

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aaaaah destroying entire nations - every zionists wet dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a zionist, but I'd like to see russia get destroyed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why? Only a couple people in that country actually cause the bad stuff

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Missilepotamia

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Atomic Sea

or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

The New Gulf of America

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Whatever made that crater was an ELE. Bigger than Chicxulub.

We have plenty of great filters to navigate:

We end war, or we die.

We restore the atmosphere and rebuild global ecology, or we die.

We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die.

Where are all the aliens? Fermi asked. The first question is, how do we navigate our way to becoming a space-faring, world colonizing species, ourselves? It's turning out to be pretty difficult for the common hominid.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The actual "Gulf of America"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Fuck we missed Israel again, launch another one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So would this lower sea levels?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, because (a) that's way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was "only" about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn't make craters at all to begin with.

The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. Also, it was designed to make a big crater, being part of Project Plowshare. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.

Also, a crater that big would be an extinction-level event. For comparison, Chicxulub crater, from the impact that ended the dinosaurs, is "only" about as wide as "Mossad Island" in this image.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a nuke that big crack the crust?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

ts looks like the kerbin map from KSP 🥀

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's a nipple in the middle.

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