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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cuttlefish are mad smart ... and they only live for two years.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What shit? It's not like they have to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

That's racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Living is work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Smart enough to get out before they have credit scores.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Will it ask 'Why?'

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

About 600x.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excellent a cephalopod is qualified to be president.

GIANT SQUID / MURDER OF RAVENS 2028!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd be surprise if the current president could pass it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Somewhere else in the news today he's bragging about having passed it. Again. He's so proud. Seriously, like just a couple hours ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A delayed gratification test? Never.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For anyone wondering, this is the marshmallow test they did.

https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2020.3161

PS: why are there political comments everywhere including on a science post like this ? Please stop, not everything has to be political.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Behold, a human child!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Here is your featherless cephalopod!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

Seriously, they can't possibly do worse than our current leadership.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

TADPOLES FOR EVERYONE!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How young a child? My cactus could outthink any newborn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Turns out they basically did the marshmallow test. So we're talking toddlers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Well, human children are fucking stupid. (A community that has no pendant in the fediverse, it seems)