The sign said all you can eat!
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.
do not go gentle into that good night
Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!
Don't touch my penis!
Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.
The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅
The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”
Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it's probably more for wasting food than eating too much.
The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.
I’m spending too much time here
Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it
A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.
how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?
That's their whole promise!
A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical
Take it easy Lionel Hutz.
Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."
"You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.
I rest my case.
I'm not going to argue this, but no.