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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 days ago (7 children)

I've always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there's some part of growing up that they've missed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It's also not made for adults, it's literally baby food for mamals.
While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven't developed a lactose tolerancy.
Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Now I'm gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll stick to milking my almonds, even if it's a tedious job bcs their tits are very small.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols' fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Several cultures around the world did a lot of fucked up shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

TV Tropes has you covered for all your beverage based characterization needs: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrinkBasedCharacterization

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

…….. Homelander

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Captions:

Me

Also me

Milk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That image will haunt the web until its end.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Milk is for babies and calves. I don't see other adult animals sucking titty milk

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't see orher adult animals sitting in front of a screen and paying taxes either

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don't want to hear of course), let's add something not based on a fallacy:

Dairy is Scary.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho

I’d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someone’s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (21 children)

so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't even smoke, but fuck you.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what's funnier about this comment section... The people who seem to absolutely despise milk, or the big milk shills downvoting them all into oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Big milk shills" aka normal people who happen to lime milk...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lime milk is where i draw the line. Gtfo here with that abomination of dairy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

:D Well now I have to leave that typo in!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

normal people

Drinking cows milk is normalized for most people, yes. But normal is a strange word for artificially inseminating another species, getting them pregnant, killing their baby, stealing their mothers milk then killing her way before she gets old. When you could just blend some oats.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

We live in a world where there are animals that take the place of other animals' tongue; where insects farm other insects; where parasites live in the skin of animals and different animals eat them, forming a symbiotic relationship; where predators often kill for fun.

Normal is the right word.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Normal, natural and necessary are the three N's of Carnism. Also:

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #1:
Lions eat meat too

Yes, animals kill in the wild - to survive. We humans are, as opposed to predators or parasites, omnivores. We know how to grow crops, vegetables, etc. and cultivate fields. We have a choice, a conscience and we have ethics. Are you identifying with the intelligence and life situation of that of a lion or a tongue parasite? Do you also commonly ask yourself "What would a tongue parasite do in my place right now"? Are lions that kill newborns of other lions, for example, really good role models?

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #54
Well, humans just are on top of the food chain.

Shouldn't you take responsibility in the role of the stronger and be considerate with your power? Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you have to. Otherwise you could maltreat children, handicapped people and all other physically disabled people for fun. Of course we don't do that because it would be immoral. Why should this moral understanding suddenly no longer apply to other species? Wouldn't we also wish for mercy and compassion if tomorrow a species superior to us colonized the earth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol I think we'd need a whole discussion on philosophy and psychology to correctly address these points, and I doubt either of us is qualified enough.

Projecting human morality on animals is... Funny, as our higher empathy is essentially a social animal's trait that helps its group survive. Extending it to the whole universe is surely possible but who are we to say whether it's correct or not? We can only evaluate measurable effects, such as those on our ecosystem.

Regardless, I never wanted to start a discussion on veganism, I don't approve of current farming methods anyway, just pointing out that your definition of normal was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it's not that complicated. There is this quote from Jeremy Bentham:

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?

Which they obviously can, right? Watch the videos.
Now let's not focus on them but on us, that's easier: We are at a point in history where we (you and me) don't need to kill animals anymore to survive. It is even harming us, clocking our arteries, destroying ecosystems. We live in a society where you can go buy plant-based alternatives that are cheaper and healthier, processed stuff like schnitzel and sausages, but also notorious superfoods like lentils and tofu. Happy Eat your Beans-day, by the way.
So we could solve like a quarter of the climate catastrophe, save millions on health care (I'm European) and human lifes by ditching saturated fat, slow down or even prevent further antibiotic resistance and free billions of sentient beings from short miserable lifes. But most of us choose not to, because they're accustomed to a taste.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're not allowed to say the truth and make milk boys feel weird.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

Oh, by "blending some oats" you mean: We sow out unnatural cloned mutant seed, then we spray it with literal poison over and over again to kill every plant and animal that isn't cloned mutant seed, we add growing agent that kills most nearby water organisms, then we harvest it, remove all of the healthy parts and grind down only the unhealthy fatty part. Next, we add tons of god knows what chemicals to achieve a consistency oats were never meant to have. Lastly, we add tons of highly industrialized suggar and lab grown taste chemicals so that our chemical cocktail doesn't taste like complete garbage.

See, two can play that game...

We artificially inseminate because it's healthier for the cows and more convenient. They would be pregnant just as often or even more in a natural herd. There is (almost) no baby killing going on. I don't know who told you that garbage. There's also no milk "stealing". Modern cow breeds give way more milk than is required to feed the calf. In fact, most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly (and no, this isn't just a problem for high performance cows).

You've never been even close to a real dairy farm and it shows!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

You are right, I buy organic as often as I can to not support the spraying of poison. And I usually eat whole grains, as you suggested, as it is much healthier.

we add tons of god knows what chemicals

This ticks #9 of the Vegan Bullshit Bingo. I'm from Europe and our basic organic oatmilk comes with stuff made from algue, seeds and plant oils. This is used everywhere in foodprocessing. Look it up, no dangerous "chemicals" to be found. There are brands that add sugar and artificial flavor, sure. Udders milk has about 5% sugar (lactose) and oat milk usually doesn't transcends this.

There is (almost) no baby killing going on

Half of the newborns are male and killed for veal, no? And the females get to be raised, milked and killed after a couple of years, so McDonald's can sell you cheap beef burgers.

most cows would get an udder infection if not molken regularly

Vegan Bullshit Bingo #17: Cows need to be milked
We did that to them by breeding them like that. That's Bullshit Bingo #32.

Also, if you don't want to grow so much oat and soy because it destroys ecosystems and rainforests (#2), don't feed animals, feed people! We're losing like 80% of the calories by giving it to cows. Here is a graph from the BBC

I live like 200 meters away from a dairy farm, no shit. :)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok I recognise the last two movies… but what are the first two? 🤔🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.

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