this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Tag these as NSFW plz (Not Safe For Wallets)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

What the hell is that Crassula? It's basically a whole landscape in and off itself. 😍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

lithops are butt plants.

They grow a new butt out of their butts.

They poop butts (back and forth) forever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hunh. Only one looks like a butt, NGL. The others are just succulents being succulents. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Weird ass" is slang for "very weird". OP mostlikely didn't intent to equate the plants with butts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, mythical awkward beast, but let's not blame the poor butt succulents for resembling butts. They were butts first. If anything, butts resemble them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Top right isn't AI? That's crazy!