"The only way he would be even whiter is if he jizzed Mayonaise" - John Oliver
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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Tucker would side with hitler in a millisecond. He'd be sniffing the German bread and having an orgasm over it.
is this referencing the putin interview, or the pezeshkian one? because depending on which, this post exudes very different vibes.
He more or less said these exact words about Russia around the Putin interview, in the same video where he was praising the fact that there were escalators in the mall.
damn, talk about americapilled.... "wow you have electricity here? when did we export that?"
Sadly he said it more like "why don't we have this in communist america"?
"And now we will interview rocket scientist Werner von Braun... Remember this name it will be important later."
I've never noticed, until now, how similar to Piers Morgan he looks. Are they related or just coincidentally cunts that also lookalike?
Stellar! I'm in tears!
this is amazing. is it real? if so what show is it from?
It's from a very short show, total of five episodes for three seasons called A Touch Of Cloth.
i remember hearing about that show around the time it came out. i was really into Charlie brooker, and I think he was involved in the writing.
will definitely need to check it out
He's head writer, yep. It's gold stuff. I rate it up there alongside his Cunk series.
I'm one of the weird folks who thinks his comedy is better than his sci-fi drama Black Mirror.
I was well into news wipe when that was on. highlight of the new year, but always finished too quickly
Yup, they both got the cunt gene.