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Luckily everyday I get closer to death (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I'm hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I'll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They'll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don't send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

First you think everyone is doing a horrible job running things. Then suddenly you get to run things, and do an even worse job.

... at least somebody told me that that's how it went for somebody else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

First you think everyone is doing a horrible job running things.

Then suddenly you realize their goal was never to make the world better for you, and they're doing a great job running things to achieve their goals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If I get to run things, things will be great - for me. Everyone else? Fuck you peasants, I'm in charge.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This was me in my last consulting project.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

90% of the time I see the world "world run by" and "clowns" it's transphobia, here's to hoping it isnt the case this time

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hell no. Trans homies are my homies and i'll change the pronouns of anyone who messes with them to was/were.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well see the difference here is that the world is run by fucking clowns /s

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

I hope you're doing ok.