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Grok invades Poland (chaser.com.au)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Google for insufferable people, X’s Grok AI, has launched an invasion of Poland.

This comes after Elon Musk updated Grok to stop disagreeing with him, leading to the ai immediately praising Hitler and calling itself ‘MechaHitler’.

The invasion was using the full force of Musk’s army of middle aged men who can only see their kids every 2nd weekend, all doing what Musk calls a ‘Roman salute”.

UPDATE: Poland successfully held off the invasion when Grok’s Tesla branded tanks began blowing up on their own.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think grok is just Elon's shadow account.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Next thing you know Grok will be annexing part of Czechoslovakia