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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm old and still rockin it in the morning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You're not old. You are just of old age

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

visible confusion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm 40 and still get morning wood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I'm mid 50's and now I usually get morning noodle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Sorry, I'm not interested in woodworking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why is it that as men get older they no longer get morning wood?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

It usually is because of declining cardiovascular function. ED can serve as an early warning for problems down the line

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Decline in hormones and heart function

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wake up crying. Am I Gender neutral anons?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure you can be in both situations while crying. Think of crying like a modifier asset.

[–] monkeyman69 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

'Murican tries not to make everything about their News & Politics challenge (impossibel), what happens next will SHOCK you (not clickbait) (gone wrong), INSTANTLY REGRETS IT **emotional** **she cried** (Epic Fail)