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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not a native speaker, so please care with me: how can something be ON the ceiling? Or is the proposition "on" also used if something is attached to a surface?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

You've got it with the second sentence, yep. Something is "on" something if it's attached to it - so hanging upside-down from the ceiling counts, because it's attached to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

My physio asked me where I got my tattoo (that she was staring at). Tell my why my brain said "on my leg" and I had a mild stroke before I could say the name of the shop.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 21 hours ago

One time, I bought a giant picture of a spaceship taking off. I brought it home and proudly showed my then girlfriend and our mutual friend, who was visiting. The friend said "nice! Where's it going?"

I didn't know the destination of this particular space flight. I had impulsively bought it at a thrift store and done no research. I thought about it for a minute, then said " ... Space?"

Turns out she was asking where I was planning to hang the picture in the house.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean even if you genuinely thought that's what it was asking for, just ceiling is extremely nonspecific

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Yeah this is basically just a dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I am specifically this kind of dumb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

It doesn't make you a bad person

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

I am not very familiar with smoke alarms, so this made sense in my brain for five seconds before I realized it (I) was really stupid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They could at least spell ceiling

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

ORF ORF ORF

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

This smells of apprentice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Rookie mistake.

It's actually called "the overhead."