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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Make it authentic. Realize that "ye" is a product of industrialization, caused by the abandonment of þ. Use "Thee"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't that be if "ye" was being used instead of "the", as in "ye olde whatever"? I assumed "ye" here was just a way of writing the dwarvish (i.e. scottish) pronunciation of "you".

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I've been cursed by goblin rot many times myself.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Don't go outside incase you fall into the sky

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thought they were called squats?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I surely come from dwarf stock bred with the giants of men. I have a 29" inseam - the short legs of a dwarf - and a 6'5" wingspan. Far longer than my height. I usually do the math to metric but I'm busy right now. Maybe someone else will? Or not. Whatever.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

73cm inseam 195cm wingspan

I always use the imperial unit "hand" = 4 inches = 10cm to convert in my head.

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