this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Rock chips/dust. There, saved you a click.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The very best dust

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wanna buy some death sticks

[–] Anyolduser 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wake me up when they get menthol 100s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wake me up when they bring back some sick space coils and some alien freebase juices

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

If it's a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I'm gonna be pissed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe we're the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I'm also excited for the news.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I do not understand why this is a headline. it has to right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Is it...cupcakes?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Hope it's milk, we're out.