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Dont umlaut me (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago

Also because you could mine less of the useless ores, or fewer of them, which I gather is the purpose, either way, you'd be mining less.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

*MeineKraft!

Oder

Mienenhandwerk

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Mein Leben!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I think a mine (as in e.g. a coal mine) would be a Bergwerk, not a "Mien".

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mine, die

1 a) (wirtschaftlich genutztes) unterirdisches Erzlager; Bergwerk

1 b) unterirdischer Gang, Stollen

The German word for mine is Mine

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Always those Pincer-Germans

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Meanwhile, Operation Valkyrie...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

That was more humorous than I expected. It took me a second, but the delay made it even better.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago

Because humor is the only thing many of us can turn to as a solace from the crushing realities of modern life.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Probably always been the case...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Wow! Incredible! Thank you so much! You are brilliant!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why does a flower spread root to grow? Why do worms dance in the warm soil?

Not rethorical question, it's so they can feed on your decomposing body, doing so will be more productive than whatever you are going commenting stupid stuff like that

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Well it's a very very stupid joke. Exactly the kind I adore and I had a very hearty laugh at it. Probably much more than all the people who misunderstood my meaning. What you were doing, exerting such effort to try to insult me over a joke, I have really not the slightest idea. You should really examine for what you want to spend your life, because I have to tell you, this is not the correct direction.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

If you call that effort, you must be some seriously lazy cunt

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I meant what I said and I'm not looking to get into some jerkoff with you.

Bye.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Sure thing, enjoy jerking yourself, but do you have to announce it here?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

If I don't laugh I might die

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nah, you're right. This wasn't a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It's got a bit of wit, but it's got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Actually I liked it enough to comment a sarcastic response.

People hated that lol ๐Ÿ˜

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