As always, relevant XKCD. https://xkcd.com/1471/

Solution: wolf airstrike

one wolf is gay

the other wolf is gay

I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there'd be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.

Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

Then issue extra hunting permits to help keep the deer population inside of you from getting out of control.

Fuck the ranchers. Cattle are a large part of climate change.

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

[the town inside me]

This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.