That's the most not the onion title I've seen recently that isn't politics related.

Also I'm sad they didn't have any pictures, sounds silly.

Congrats to LeBron for this blessed event.

I wonder how this will impact Cleveland's economy

Streisand who?

Maybe LeBron and Arnold Schwarzenegger could star in a movie together?

🫃🏿

I mean, I get it. Personally, if the one who wanted to make fake AI photos/videos of me (a cis male) as pregnant, I really could not possibly give a shit. Might even be amused by it. But I’m just some random nobody…

However, if I were an international sports superstar with a multimillion dollar brand to protect (and countless millions in business deals relying on that established character), then, yeah, I would give a HUGE shit about this, but only for one reason: it’s a random stranger making unfounded character claims about my brand that I have worked very hard and for a very long time to define and establish. It’s how I feed my family.

When some Rando makes a silly meme with Photoshop, that’s one thing. But when they fabricate an alternate reality, that crosses the goddamn line.

Edit: spells and grams

There's no such thing as bad publicity

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