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This lady is 100% fucking these chimps, right?
no....of course not. you can't just fuck a chimpanzee.
they are fucking her though.
"Nah fellas. I'm just gonna stay home and... Play with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train Chim-Chim here to suck my dick without peeling it first?"
that doesn't sound very....apeeling....
So what is HBOs liability in all this? I started my original comment with "why aren't the producers all the way down to the camera OPs not being charged with somethng?" But then... This situation is bullshit but real journalists need incentives to seek out serious crime, and need to be able to record and report on it....
But then if she was keeping a human prisoner, obviously that wouldn't fly....
Where is the line? At what point does ("should", I know this will never happen) HBO get all their profits seized and rights to the doc taken away?
It's in Missouri... Everyone involved is terrible
Hope she's got a good plastic surgeon's business card tucked away in her wallet, I know how this story ends.
From the looks of it, she has one but I'm not sure how "good" they are...
Bitch be lookin' like Mama Firefly.
Chimp / Tuck
Chef's kiss
Authorities had performed an unannounced visit to Haddix's home in April and found a large cage in her basement. The cage was empty, but authorities saw "fresh dung," flies, blankets, an empty Gatorade bottle and “a half-eaten sucker” in the case, leading them to believe a chimp had recently been kept there.
The unannounced visit was a condition of her release.
Haddix's legal battle played out on HBO's "Chimp Crazy." The four-part series was released last year and followed her custody case with PETA over several chimps, including Tonka. The movie star chimp had vanished in 2021 under her care after a court granted PETA permission to transfer Tonka and other chimps to a sanctuary.
In January 2022 virtual court testimony featured in the four-part series, Haddix sobbed as she told the court that Tonka had died and was cremated. In the series, Haddix revealed to the audience that Tonka was alive and celebrated her tricking the court.
PETA used the HBO series as evidence in its case against Haddix.
Shes evil!
Custody case against PETA
Nvm shes probably in the right
I see you've fallen for the anti-peta propaganda.
Well, considering they euthanize animals at a much higher rate than other shelters, are known to peddle misinformation, and the fact that theyve been known to steal people animals to kill them, yeah, I'd certainly say i have. They're emotionally manipulative, abusive to their animals, and hippocrites. Fuck PETA
They also pushed bullshit suggesting milk causes autism
I linked to that
Fuck, I hope nobody comes after all the chimps I have stashed in my basement. Scary article
The best place to stash your secret chimps, is in a 'pocket universe'.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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