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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From a post on the forums for Order of the Stick:

“Calling a wizard a sorcerer is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they were naturally gifted.”

“Calling a wizard a warlock is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they gave the dean a BJ behind the Arby’s.”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ooh, let me try:

Calling a wizard a bard is like telling a college graduate they only passed because their professors thought they were sexy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Calling a wizard a cleric is like telling a college graduate they only passed because God wanted them to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Calling a wizard an artificer is like telling a chemistry student that he’s an engineering student

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever nerd.

You just hate me cause you ain’t me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No. I hate you because you keep accidentally casting confusion on everyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A sorcerer is the spoiled rich kid of the d&d world. Imma eat it.