this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“Doctor! Set course and go to warp !” “Yes doctor!” “Doctor! Doctor reports trouble with the starboard nacel!” “We’ll tell the doctor I need that fixed yesterday!” “Damnit doctor, I’m a doctor not that doctor, you hailed medbay by mistake”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't get it why would you staff a ship with a bunch of dilithium miners.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weren’t they the bad guys in Star Trek XI?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would children be the bad guys?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

He must be thinking of ST: Galaxy Quest

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I didn't realise how much I was relying on his (lack of) hairline to recognise him, till I got to the bottom row and couldn't figure out who the guy in the middle was.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'd love to hear what his voice sounded like back then

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"end emergency starship crew holographic program"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤦 Picard

💁 Picardo!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This crew would spend all day in self-aggrandizing presentations and would never get anything else done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Imagine the ship choir though 🤌

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't forget a floater, for when he has to detail over to Cheyenne Mountain. He's the only effective middle manager the Federation has for the SG project, expect him to be gone for at least 180 days. EDIT: that wig...that ain't right. That's a dollar store wig, but even if it weren't, it just looks wrong on that well crafted dome. Let your dome shine!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would be the saltiest ship ever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Salty enough to cure pork

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That crew don't need a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's Coach Cutlip!

[–] loopedcandle 5 points 2 years ago

Security should have been his First Contact cameo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

He's my favourite on Voyager along with Janeway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at it for 4 hours now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Y'all joke, but we pretty much had this with the La Sirena in Picard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

There's two rolls that hologram cannot fill though; a quirky accent and a redshirt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

He is the best.

No wait, second best. Q is the best!

But close second.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's one minor step away from a Von Neumann probe.