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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been ~~to~~ holding it?!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I've shot it over my head before....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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