I actually agree about his points 1 and 2, and I also think remote work is still more productive.
What would you suggest they do?
They might watch less TV than you. They just do it more conveniently.
Get a butt scratcher.
It's better for mother nature if we all try to eat a whole bag in 30 seconds.
Excel or not, they should be using backups.
It's getting hot in here
You have a projector but no pee tube?
It gets easier the more you do it like most things.
https://www.photopea.com has everything I need for daily graphic touch ups.
The dial the number in the bathroom stall for a good time.
It's also a good gateway to lucid dreaming. I was into it for a while and using sleep paralysis is one of the techniques where you rest your body but try to keep your mind awake.
I actually agree about his points 1 and 2, and I also think remote work is still more productive.