this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fully functional and anatomically correct?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Either you are Team Data or Team Worf, choose wisely

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why not both? Why not Team Dorf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol, why does he have to be hilter too?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Adata Worfler

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Why can't you be logical and still have honour?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Data and Spot. A better love story than Twilight.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The payoff of that story is far better as well. In Generations, Data uses the emotion chip, then at the end, digging through the wreckage of the Enterprise, they find Spot. Data cries tears of joy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
Felis Catus 
is your taxonomic nomenclature 
An endothermic quadruped 
carniverous by nature 
Your visual, olfactory, 
and auditory senses 
Contribute to your hunting skills 
and natural defenses. 
I find myself intrigued 
by your sub-vocal oscillations 
A singular development 
of cat communications 
That obviates your 
basic hedonistic predilection 
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur 
to demonstrate affection. 
A tail is quite essential 
for your acrobatic talents 
You would not be so agile 
if you lacked its counterbalance 
And when not being utilized 
to aid in locomotion 
It often serves to illustrate 
the state of your emotion 
Oh Spot, 
The complex levels of behavior you display 
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array 
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend 
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

no, probably. his other "bodily" functions are made to mimic human ones. he "breathes" and has a "pulse."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

"Fully functional."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh my dormant teenager heart woke up for a second. But yes Data over Edward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Damn, I gotta get into - no, you know what? Not this one.