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Why programmers like cooking (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 1 points 2 years ago

You shouldn't even be using a peeler in the first place! smh.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Hm... you know... I have cooking equipment that needs updates from time to time. But it's fine, it's behind a firewall!

[–] pe1uca@lemmy.pe1uca.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Also your stove is last generation so the pan can only get warm but not boil.

[–] altz3r0@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind

And then proceed to spend 17 hours trying to get it to peel just the way the invetors wanted it to, which is different from the other 987654321 peelers around.

After 20 years in the field, I ~~hate~~ ~~love~~ ~~despise~~ ~~like~~ 'm ok with technology

[–] bad_alloc@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago
  • Cannot convert baby carrot to Carrot
  • Index 7 is out of bounds for egg container
  • Boiling water suddenly turns totally black and opaque due to a bug in the bubble shader
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

On a serious note, I love cooking and washing and cleaning. I'm not staring at a screen and the objective is clear.

I'm not contemplating whether this is worth my time or stressed about other things. Although, I don't cook for many people so I guess my outlook would be different in those cases.