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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Better option, have a good contract in place.

Obligatory Mike Montiero video "Fuck you, pay me" - https://youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago