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I read a book about sponges. (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 1 year ago by Nusm@yall.theatl.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was absorbing.

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This joke is full of holes.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

plot holes

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I read the same book! It was tough to soak in all the facts, but I was able to squeeze some useful information out of it!

[–] Zak8022@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, I thought you would have soaked it up!

[–] ftothe3@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I read a book about bolts.

It was riveting!

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not a thing people say.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

absorbing

adjective

UK /əbˈzɔː.bɪŋ/ US /əbˈzɔːr.bɪŋ/

Something that is absorbing is very interesting and keeps your attention:

I read her last novel and found it very absorbing.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/absorbing