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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

RIP to whoever was desperate enough to try it. Hopefully they don’t die as painfully as the Neuralink monkeys did.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If it were anyone but Musk's company I might be excited at the prospects of this tech.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I don’t like a guy who consistently tries to embody “move fast, break stuff” in the places I least want that to be the case.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You would? I wouldn't trust anyone to install anything in my body that doesn't preserve my life. Much less any corporations.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the ones that do preserve life? Like pacemakers? How long before we see all these anti consumer corporate BS panning out on those?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good rule for life.. NEVER let someone cut you open unless it will save your life or drastically improve it. I was thinking along the lines of quadriplegics regaining autonomy than just futurisms. I could get excited about something that gives people their lives back. Would that ever come out of a company run by Musk? I highly doubt it. But if it weren't him or other tech bros there could be a chance that it could turn into something that helps people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know but I’d bet the person who got that implant is in a desperate situation without much to lose.

I know neuralink’s first focus is on things like deep brain stimulation, which can take a person from having almost constant tremors and rictus, to be able to use their body. So I’d wager this particular implant probably has some potentially huge upside for someone who’s living in hell already anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's one of the things that potentially prevent the technological singularity. That's undoubtedly why the self-important Musk has an interest in it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
And you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not me, this will lead to malware installed in the brain.

You think popups are bad now?

Wait till you get them in your dreams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I fully agree with you.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon should be first in line to demonstrate how safe and side effect free this technology is!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Why in the actual fuck did the FDA approve human trials?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do they get Elon's dumbass tweets projected in their mind, now?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

So they definitely haven’t, then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Other Shoe: the first recipient was Mitch McConnell, and his episodes lately have been during firmware updates.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

McConnell's brain waves endanger other systems with runaway random viruses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe the subject can be uploaded to a Tesla Bot as a backup