I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.
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I thought the blinding stew thing was just a joke to scare the kid, but now that I know it's real, I'm equally terrified and intrigued at the same time.
It's not. It's a brand new internet lie.
I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed and I've been, quite possibly, bamboozled!
Yeah you are so out of touch. This meme has existed for TWO WHOLE DAYS already. C'mon get with it, old timer.
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But seriously this meme began on January 30th 2024 😆
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I'm surprised and impressed at the amount of work that went into creating a separate Wikipedia page just to further the meme.
They might have just edited the Perpetual Stew page. Or they could have just edited the page source to make it say whatever they want and take a screenshot.
I want to be able to go through life trusting people as much as you trust a screencap of a Wikipedia article
Screenshots like that look so much more real when you're too tired to confirm whether they're real or fake.
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Do you know it's real?
There's no list of ingredients but I clearly see a severed penis in there.
Doing God's work over here
How did the moms write on that with the surface being the way it is? If I were to try to write anything it would puncture the paper or have difficulty inking the paper with how rugged that pole is.
You’d think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
Of course not! Everything on the internet is true.
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I feel like you may already know the answer to this question
"Magic"
Not to mention all of the holes that should be in the paper from trying to write due to the giant gaps in the wood visible at the bottom of the image
This is the first thing I thought. Guess I've spent too much time working on the pole. Don't shame me.
Thank you for your service.
Mom magic
Is there a story tale that I'm unfamiliar with?
It's from TrueWagner, he makes these fucking bizarre flyers and ostensibly puts them up. This one is actually fairly sane as far as his stuff goes.
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If you are a patreon member, you get something per Mail once a month. This came yesterday
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I don't think so, just standard internet absurdity
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It was funny but I hate how the handwriting in these kinds of things are always obviously the same
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I spent 2 minutes studying the handwriting and my conclusion was that it's the same person. You couldn't write against a rough surface like that anyway
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TrueWagner is a gem. At his Patreon you can pay him to send people bizarre letters in the mail for 5 bucks a month.
Reading the top half, I knew this was either be really wholesome or really troll. I'm glad it was really troll.
I like how they all reign it by adding “for one day” like the first mom was misrepresenting their parenting style.
Edit: first draft worst draft
Is this bait?
it's all just photons, man
You're bait.
I regret to inform you that this joke was publicly retired on September 15th, 2013. Your comment is unfortunately invalid
My problem with this "joke" is that it's akin to the drinking bleach memes in the way that it can cause actual real harm to people.
Yeah my local store stocks the blinding soup right next to the bone hurting juice.
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