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Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

Computers, never invented.

AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn't fucking exist.

I'm old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

Lemmy is actually only 3 people. Picard, pugjesus, and flyingsquid. Every other user is just an alt for one of us.

Biden on his deathbed won't recognize his children, but will be very happy to see them.

Trump won't recognize them, and scream in anger that something isn't going his way. Like they gave him green jello instead of orange.

Trumps decline into bitter angry dementia is what he deserves. The whole world will get to watch as his screaming receives no attention. Watch as he forgets who he is and what he's done, success and failure. Forgets everything and is only left with a head full of undirected anger and a diaper full of shit.

There's a lot of optimization that can be done to make OEM raccoons flight worthy.

I'm immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can't taste anything when everything is blended together.

You have to say pwease and tank you, missus moodey

Y'all don't just dump half a cat of food into a bowl and just let them eat when they want?

1. Do illegal shit
2. Have county try and stop illegal shit
3. Have state try and stop illegal shit
4. Have district try and stop illegal shit
5. ????
6. Profit

Wait, I finally figured it out. In order to profit you just use the supreme court.

Are kids growing up now really unaffected by the bullshit of the last 10 years? At a minimum they went trough the panademic which I can imagine what impact that had on school and socialization. I would have loved 2 years of online classes, but that level of isolation would've made me even weirder than I am, and I'm borderline too weird. Do they understand the scale of what trump is doing? I understood Bush was bad at the time, but this is nothing like that. The US went from Obama to full blown Nazis in less than a decade.

IIRC revisions have to come through the seller. Something I've never done is taking the refund only prior to revision then revising it to explain what I got a refund for.

Me an muh kitteh when the sun comes up when I don't have to work. She loves when I stay home for all day snuggles.

Don't post the directions to my house