Context: She’s 2.75 years old, and insists someone stand in the doorway with her as she uses the restroom.
Daughter: pooping Daughter: “Big poop!” Me: “Yuup” Daughter: “Thumbs up big poop!” Me: “Haha, indeeeed”
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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I’m OP, but I realized I didn’t share my own story. We are in the middle of potty training our 28 month old. One time she was sitting on her toilet, then stood up and excitedly yelled “I did it!” And then she looked into the toilet, saw nothing, and said something to the effect of “I just farted…”
Hilarious moment.
I'm not going to lie... Im dealing with an almost 4yo whose favorite word is "No", the slightest inconvenience (real or imagined) results in a full blown meltdown and when I get frustrated my wife keeps acting like I'm being the unreasonable one because I'm sick of my daughter going full blown "WHY GOD!?! WHYYYYYY!?! YOU BASTARD!!!" Because I told her she can have ice cream after dinner, not before.
Its exhausting, and my wife wants a second one.
We have a rule of no TV (or screens) from an hour before bedtime and in protest of turning it off they both took themselves to bed early. Sure showed me....
Got drunk and tried to teach the 3 and 4 year old how to write their names. 4 year old really struggled which frustrated me so I started screaming at him calling him an idiot.