Same for cleopatra and the pyramids
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Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?
For the implication.
I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.
I'm confused. What does that have to do with a unicycle?
Ride it down the side of the pyramid...
Does it really need a reason?
They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don't like order and seek to destroy it.
Same
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For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.
They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt
Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.
Why? She would have clearly known about them.
I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.
Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them
Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?
The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one
I don't know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr
no they dont
Well, not anymore ...
never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.
most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today's crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)
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Don't get me started on the general public's recognition of the Somosaurus.
That's one which looks like the sugmasaurus?
It's often confused with the mighty ligmasaurus.
I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.
Simosaurus versus Siamosaurus versus Sonorasaurus
It is not real. I was riffing on allosaurus.
Shit. I am a bit shocked how many critters have names similar for a random riff. 😂
whos somosaurus
Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?
It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.
And his arms didn't protect him when he fell.
He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.
I mean technically a thesaurus could've fought both
That’s just ridiculous, goofy, supercilious, absurd, laughable, comical, ludicrous, chucklesome, and risible.
if you made a movie where George Washington defeated the British with tactical nukes while wearing a cowboy out it would still be more accurate than Braveheart
What? You mean to tell me that there should have been a bridge at the Battle of Stirling Bridge?!
Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.
So what's the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what's good for you, because they're fast as f too.
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