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How is nobody talking about this, from the article?

It was also referenced that this will be the case for Jet Set Radio, which will also receive a remake of its own before securing a live service reboot. In an exclusive reveal, Midori claimed that the reboot will feature ‘shooting elements’ and will be like Fortnite in its design. It’ll reportedly feature an open-world ‘concept’ with a solid focus on exploration as an all-new story unravels.

So Jet Set Radio is going to get the same treatment? Wow. It's hard to imagine my excitement for either game being killed so efficiently and instantly. Those MBAs sure got it all figured out.

And then when these games continue to flop critically, and never reach the player count they forecast, it's the developers' fault and layoffs abound.

"Ohh boy another live service game" - shareholders apparently

twisted metal would make a perfect battle royale game

also carmageddon

This is what happens when you wish for the resurrection of a beloved IP. Another finger on the monkey's paw curls. The idea of a Crazy Taxi live service game is weird enough, but it's just bizarre that they are using Fortnight as a major inspiration for the Jet Set Radio reboot. I guess at the very least we are getting proper remakes of these games alongside the live service reboots. It will be interesting to see how the games do head to head, especially with the difficulties live service games have been having lately.

I mean, they were obviously going to add more modes if they want the game to be AAA. The Original games were basically a 5 minute arcade loop....

And just like that, my interest in either Crazy Taxi or Jet Set Radio evaporates into the ether.

I fear for Jet Set Radio. Edit: nevermind i guess they are trying to ruin that too

At least we got Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

First Shenmue got all messed up and now this. Nothing is sacred lol. I hope they reassess their head in assery

Next up: empty Sonic levels until you buy packs of rings.

100 player survival mode could be fun. It worked for Tetris and Mario, and I can imagine something similar would work for Crazy Taxi.

As long they manage to maintain a steady player base and stay away from predatory monetary practices - which probably is just wishful thinking.

Is it April 1st already?

"Should we throw all the shitty trappings of modern gaming into this beloved and dormant IP? Let me see what my magic 8 ball radio says."

Radio: Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya!

I'm somewhere between sad for the people whose talents are being directed to this, and feeling so profoundly unexcited about this game that I keep having to re-read the post title to remind myself what it was about.

(This was not a complaint on the post btw - upvoted)

BOOOO

Meh who needs this just go play Motor Town, stick a v12 in a tiny shit stick little car that absolutely can’t handle all the torque and do urgent taxi jobs. Yeah it is a realistic racing game with a good physics engine and well modeled tire drifting mechanics not an arcade game but when you are struggling to keep your taxi pointed straight because you are still burning out at 80mph in 5th gear while your taxi customers scream at you to slow down just try to tell me you are playing “Normal” Taxi.

Doesn't matter. Mile High Taxi already superseded Crazy Taxi. Just play that.

Well i mean... at lwast we're getting a remake...

I wonder if everybody just buy the remake and completely ignore the live service bs, do you think Sega would abandon the idea for their next titles?....

Who am i kidding, Sega never learn from their mistakes.

Who asked for this?

how do companies NEVER learn? I seriously can't fathom watching industry failures time after time and still thinking "this time will be different".

What I really want to do is just drive a taxi without dumb people crashing into me.

Well I made a flippant comment about how I thought this would be SEGA being shitty and how people were in denial that SEGA, the publisher that just recently locked new game+ behind a not so microtransaction, would be doing this game dirty.

If these leaks are true, makes me sad but vindicated...

ETA: https://www.thegamer.com/sega-new-crazy-taxi-live-service-inspired-by-fortnite/

Maybe a bit of hope since this report states they want to do a remake before moving toward enshitification.

Not really mad about it. It's an older type of game, mechanics are almost obsolete even by arcade standards. This is an easy money maker for Sega and probably won't cost very much for them to implement. I doubt anyone is expecting a legitimately new Crazy Taxi single player game anymore.

Maybe let players form taxi teams and get into fights with rival ride hailing companies? Lol Could be entertaining.

100 simultaneous players seems like a lot for a game designed to be played in short bursts?