I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.
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I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.
I'll be OK.
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Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.
I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.
Staying "alive" shouldn't be a problem.
May very well go up in flames, is how bad.
Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?
I'll be right there with you.
I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.
Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.
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I spelt mine wrong.
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
I'm gonna have what plants crave.
Uhhhh...
I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad
It's bad.
I gotta eat pineapples
Not so bad
I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper
Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes
I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.
Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think I'll be ok.
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started
I'll be fine
Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.
Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.
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I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
I'll be just fine.
Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge
It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.