Ask Lemmy

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

Not a lot changes

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I'm already dead

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

Bollocks.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

I guess it's kill or be killed...

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

Well, I was almost a music major.

Better than the next guy's.

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

Nothing changes for me.