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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you like your sandwich meat small or large?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Excuse me, Miss, but I think you've stolen something: My heart ❤️"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You told me about your two ex's: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.

If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did you propose to your fiance?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You have a wife, do you let her drive?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretend you’re President and given dictatorial powers, who would you eliminate first on day one to make the world a better place?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What tips do you have for putting a baby to sleep?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Itty bitty cement shoes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Which country should be nuked and why

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I never met the guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which one? The African one? Naah I hate him. The white one tho? Mmmm 😍

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you hate most about computers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who was the 65th US secretary of state?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Colin Powel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How much did you donate to Trump's legal defence?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Would you work for Panda Express if they paid you with cash?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Uh, no, just the General Tso with rice, please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Which is worse: Racism or Sexism?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Which one of the questions made you laugh the loudest?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do you think of your girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cute AF?? That's sweet.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only one arm generated, no tail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are you going to come back and answer some of these questions?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What do you think is the worst way for a pet to die?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I please get this image without the text?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

NVM, found it.

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