At what time do you normally start drinking?
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Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
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What's the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Ok here's the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
When you're having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?
This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.
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What is your favorite Hispanic race?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
When our robot overlords take over, what do you say to them?
If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it's hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
obvious lol
:)
spoiler
What's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you?
What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you'd like to pass down to your children?
Probably that time my dad said I wouldn't be worth plant food when I came out as bi
Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.
My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will
Go you! Edited
sorry for this lmao
if you were to beat up your grampa, you'd beat'em till their face showed what colour?
Red, but like, deep red.
How do you feel when someone gives you a nice, genuine compliment?
Warm and fuzzy 😊
The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?
The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!
What skills do you have that would keep a marriage stable for decades?
I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day
What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There's nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
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I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?
I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)
You must create a feel-good movie to lift everyone's spirits, what do you make?
If you had to have sexual CBT and BDSM with your grandparents, who are you picking and why?
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