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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 year ago (7 children)

First, there was google wallet, then came android pay, then google wallet and android pay got merged into google pay, then google pay was split into google wallet and google pay, then google pay shut down in us.

To be continued...

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next: Google Android Wallet Pay

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

... And now it's dead too.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's almost as if, and bear with me here this is a truly wild concept, letting every manager run their own little show and paying them based on how many new products they introduce isn't actually healthy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you sure that you're not thinking of Duo/meet/Hangout?

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Random as hell.

What is with google and all these apps that get killed or rebranded very abruptly?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I’ve heard advancement at Google/Alphabet depends on launching new products, not improving existing ones. Which means a lot of continually reinventing the wheel, because crafting truly novel new platforms is actually quite hard.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Money, it is all about money.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

It’s about lack of coherent leadership.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (21 children)

FFS I literally use this all the fuckin time

God fuckin damnit Google

What's next, are you going to kill Gmail‽

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How long until they change 8.8.8.8 and break half the internet

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm just waiting for them to figure out how to inject ads into DNS.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we just sunset google altogether

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

NGL you had me for a moment

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't be a dumbass spreading blatant hoaxes thinking you're funny.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't google wallet basically the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yes, and it works better. They said over a year ago that wallet would replace GPay, and remind you that it will stop working basically anytime you open it. I'm all for shitting on Google but being upset over this is dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Introducing: Google Pay Meet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Google-Wave your Google-Pay-Meet device over the Google-Reader and we’ll Google-Optimize your purchase so you can get back to Google-Hangouting with your friends faster than you can say “watch Google Play Movies & TV on Android Auto for phone screens”

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a little clickbaitey they're just moving the rest of pay into wallet.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Introducing Google Pay-I.

Revolutionary AI learns from your habits and personality to make payments on your behalf! It will buy things you didn't even know you needed!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would probably try an AI version of the XKCD packages script

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's really clever, you finally got me to dislodge this turd. Thank you!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Next week, they'll announce "Google Money"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

“YouTube Money”. Get it right.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this company have some kind of multiple personality disorder

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Some of its personalities do while others don't. It's... complicated.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust

Hey, I'm gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every company renaming their products: mv -i oldname newname
Google renaming their products: cp oldname newname ; sleep 5 ; rm -f oldname

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

With Google it's usually just rm name

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The fun part is you still can't transfer out less than $1. I had 81¢. So I tried to transfer in 19¢ so I could transfer a whole $1 out.

Nope, can't transfer in less than $10.

I was able to transfer in $10 so I can get my $10.81 out. But fuck, Google, if you're the one shutting shit down, how about you let me transfer my money out regardless of how much/little there is?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have money on Google? Where I am it just a payment service linked to your card.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, Google Pay still exists? Wasn't it rebranded to Wallet?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In true Google fashion, they remade the same product, gave it a new name, and made it compete with the existing one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

a manager needed their promotion

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Just FYI, it was wallet originally, moved to "pay" then both existed for way too long with not really knowing which did what

Now we're back to wallet.

🤦‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Instead of Alphabet, they should’ve called the company Undertakers, because they’ve got a lot of experience dealing with dead apps and services.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kind of glad I never bothered to figure it out

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Just Google things. (tm)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't they already force everyone onto wallet?

At least I had to already stop using Pay like 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

From the article:

Google Wallet, a pioneer in the NFC payments space...eventually got combined with Android Pay and rebranded to Google Pay, only to become Google Wallet again for most users, even though Google Pay stuck around in the US, India, and Singapore.

EDIT: And I assume you don't live in the US, India, or Singapore.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wallet still exists that functions as NFC payment at least.

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