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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy shit I ate the onion.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's close enough to the actual story to fool most folks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't believe I almost fell for this

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I 100% thought it was real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're not alone. This is fake but my outrage is real!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I fell for it until seeing the related content was other Onion articles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My first reaction was, "Holy cow, how many times did they count "god" in there without catching VeggieTales?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Those poor veggies must be traumatized after watching me eat the onion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

We are the politicians, who don't do anything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I saw that this was from the onion before reading the headline and I refuse to believe that this isn't real despite that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like he's mansplaining. Can we please get back to the Soviet onion?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Barbara Manatee is a jam