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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Huh, that's not ideal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Nice, finally"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Better drink my own piss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All full of beeps.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, that happened

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Huston, you have a problem!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

“It’ll buff out…”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh shit... I left the oven on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dada or Mama probably

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh come onnnnnn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Boom, headshot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

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