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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Person who's only job is science and who is an expert on science comments about the science of things and people find a way to complain about it.

Let the man die on his silly hills. It's funny and harmless. Pull the damn stick out. Perhaps go pound sand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He who touches the grass controls the universe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Immediately after any sci-fi movie comes out:

Internet: hey sciencey person, how accurate was the science?

Sciencey person: not.

Internet: surprisedPikachuface.jpg

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My bitch with him is he’ll say the most stoner ass thing in the most smug way possible like it’s some insight from god.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh really? There's no space drug shat out by giant worms that will give me omnipotence? Thanks Neil, I was confused about that.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like people take these way too seriously, like some of these comments sound like it's personal. Its just a movie/book series if some one wants to poke some fun then just let em.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a scifi series, If in their universe sands can pass vibrations for a long range, they are welcome to do whatever they want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah, I don't care if a fantasy universe is inconsistent with our standards and physics.

I only care if its blatantly inconsistent within its own rules.

I like NDT, but the dude just loves to shitpost constantly like this and its tiresome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neil deGrasse Tyson is insufferable. No idea why he got that Cosmos job he didn't deserve it and he shat on Sagans version.

Also when someone pointed out if you just look at Zendaya face se looks like a boy. Can't stop seeing it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want to call him a queef because at least those don't stink.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My god, you are a damn astro theoretical engineer or something, do astro garbage and stop talking about themes outside of your field

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