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New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana" (www.cbsnews.com)

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The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department's chief said.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This might be the dog ate my homework police edition

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that's the case.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high," NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick testified at a city Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday.

Far fuckin’ out, squea- I mean, man!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Riiiiight, the rats ate it. Gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just the marijuana? Hmmmm....