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[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I know the answer but I can't quite put my finger on it...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's a tight schedule

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe the answer is "oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh"

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You were so close! The correct answers are "Ooooohhh and I'm sorry".

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

And I jizz. In my pants. 🎆

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The answer to the Pro State exam is to decentralize the government.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Milking is fun" is a great answer.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Lean over to the person to your right during the SAT, and loudly whisper "what did you put for your name?"

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

"You guys are getting prostate exams?"

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The answer is the guy in the picture 👅

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tighten and break their finger.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes and more.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. Come here and I’ll show you

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Have them use an ultrasound (external).

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Deeper" always seemed to work for me.

Or, you are gonna need a bigger finger.